13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 1,672 notes

kookyteen:

i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 4,599 notes
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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 202,473 notes
We tend to think animals are lower than us, but all the scientists in the world couldn’t design and operate a bumblebee’s wing. We can’t jump or run very fast, and we can’t carry vast weights like an ant can. We can’t see in the dark and we can’t fly except crammed in a noisy tube like sardines, which doesn’t count. Humans compared to animals are almost totally deaf, and we can’t smell a fart in an elevator by their standards. We are finite and separate, and neurotic, while the consciousness of an animal is at peace and eternal. We strive and go crazy to become more important. Animals rest and sleep and enjoy the company of each other. We think we have evolved upwards from animals but we have lost almost all of their qualities and abilities. The idea that animals don’t have consciousness or that they don’t have a soul is rather crass. It shows a lack of consciousness. They talk, they have families, they feel things, they act individually or together to solve problems, they often care of their young as a tribal unit. They play, they travel, and medicate themselves when they get sick. They cry when others in the herd die, they know about us humans. Of course they have a soul, a very pristine one. We humans are only now attempting with the recent rise in consciousness to achieve the soul that animals have naturally.
- Stuart Wilde (via sharkg0ddess)
13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 1,890 notes

aiclan:

put on your war paint

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 3,227 notes

outofcontrol-sobeautiful:

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

alex gaskarth is that you

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 4,421 notes

playmelikeyourstratovarius:

zuky:

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.

in claymation

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 212,590 notes
schoolpicture:

i have never typed this before in my life

schoolpicture:

i have never typed this before in my life

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 4,240 notes

rapewhistled:

mood: bae

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 707 notes
plays

DRUNK MICHAEL JONES

13 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 340 notes

dontwinfriendswithsalad:

can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours

14 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 14,790 notes

rabioheab:

only 90s kids remember the second world war

14 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 1,233 notes

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

14 hours ago on May 21st, 2013 | J | 77,928 notes
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