• baby: mm- m- mm- m-
  • his mama: what is it baby? are you trying to say mama?
  • baby: mulder that is not a ufo
  • mulder: yes it is

(Source: charlie8bit)

(Source: orgasmic-humor, via rihannut)

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

(via hackedmotionsensors)

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

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Tags: lol yeah

Bending + Eye Color

(Source: talkingperfectly-loud, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

Tags: nice atla lok

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memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

image

(via ddowney)

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

(via toelsweyr)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via failsyndrome)

pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
arsenicinshell:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

arsenicinshell:

Steel mermaid corset by Fiori Couture

(via dirtylittledamsel)

  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:
diverseiridescentbeings:

Alia Shawkwat- Iraqi-Kurdish, Irish, Norwegian.

diverseiridescentbeings:

Alia Shawkwat- Iraqi-Kurdish, Irish, Norwegian.

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