"Michael Cera was born in Canada in 1988 at the tender age of zero."

— the only thing in Michael Cera’s fucking BandCamp bio (via officialplxar)

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unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

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breadheadz:

Stay mindful of the time stamps when these Twitter images are passed around in the following dayz.

breadheadz:

Stay mindful of the time stamps when these Twitter images are passed around in the following dayz.

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Tags: same vid

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via linhcinderella)

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld, via selfmadesuperhero)

elvesandwalkers:

Googling how to cut loose and Footloose. “who is Kevin Bacon”

elvesandwalkers:

Googling how to cut loose and Footloose.

“who is Kevin Bacon”
psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

(Source: facebook.com, via winchesterlicious)

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

(via terraismight)

Tags: YASSS DANIEL

paxamgays:

i swear to god yall have reblogged a pic that says ‘marty mcfly came to the future today!!!’ at least once a year. please

(Source: fusedatthewrist, via paxamgays)

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via rorpie)

"‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space."

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

(Source: theresalwaysalwayssomething, via necrophilofthefuture)

  • someone: oh you listen to daft punk?
  • me: YES WANNA KNOW A BILLION FACTS ABOUT THEM